Bendy's Delight/Quotes


 * Terrence: Oh my God, dude, this is sooo awesome!


 * Terrence: Dude! Dude! DUDE! [jumps to his feet] What the fuck are you doing?!


 * Bendy: Noo, let's save the "girlfriend is a whore from our shiity imagination".


 * Duchess: Kip doesn't even like you, Bendy! He likes me!


 * Terrence: Oh what a perfect night for fighting. Lo, the moon sets upon the tips of the trees and I, the man known as the Rad Russian, start to stir with the excitement of violence.


 * Bendy: "Gentlemen, We have heard of your wrestling organization and are quite interested in its popularity. The WWE is delighted to inform you that it will be sending a talent scout, President Vince McMahon to view your wrestling event this Saturday the twenty-fourth."


 * Red: I left my wife today. Walked out of the apartment without saying a word. I ran away from my responsibilities... just like I always do. [an elderly fan holds up a sign: "STOP RUNNING JUGGERNAUT"] And I, again, am alone.


 * Terrence: Guys, let's face it: they can't wrestle for crap! I mean, every time I wrestle with one of them, they flub a line or blow their monologue.


 * Bendy: My body, my rights! In fact, I'm jonesing for the rush so badly, I don't think I'll make it to the clinic.