S**t Wars/Quotes


 * Bendy: The school said they're the most dangerous plays, so they don't have us do 'em anymore.


 * Dylan Lee: Yes Bendy, this is what people want! Don't worry, you look really cool. [thumbs up]


 * Blake Superior: I can't even remember if we're supposed to hug the fullback or compliment him. I'm so confused.


 * Bendy: The guys are right. From now on, you're team captain, Butters. You lead us to victory.


 * Snooty Girl: All right Berry, let's... it's happy feelings, let's just not talk about it.


 * Terrence: I don't now what to do. The friends are starting to make fun of me because, I'm no good at sarcastaball. I suck at being nice and polite. I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor.


 * Berry: Oh, all right. Well all right, here you go. [Berry passes bottles of his semen around to the other boys, and they all drink the bottles down]


 * Doctor: Okay, well I've got a better idea. Let's get all the funding for cancer research and genetic diseases, let's, let's take all that money and make commercials that say "Hey America, sarcasm might not be such a great thing for your brain."


 * Dylan Lee: Everyone! Everyone, listen! There's something you all need to know about sarcastaball. It turns out... it's totally safe. [a lot of fans have bought bottles of Berry's Creamy Goo] Yeah, it's super safe! It's like so safe that we should have every friend play it-ugh! [gets a headache] Oh! Sorry, sorry. Hang on. Gotta not be so sarcastic. Ahem, let me try that again. Listen everyone... if you let your kids play sarcastaball, you're a fucking genius! Ogh!.. Gyugh! Cut, sorry. Let me try this again. [clears his throat again] Look, what I'm trying to say is, we should have like, 10 sarcastaball leagues, because then everyone-! Would- [stomps his right foot in anger] Damn it!